Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Okay guys, pay close attention.

I know this is a totally common mistake that gets made hundreds of times every day, and I'm here to help.

SALMAN RUSHDIE
Portly Indian man
Has a close, personal relationship to Padma Lakshmi
Actually exists





SOLOMON GRUNDY
DC comic villain
Is not Indian
Does not actually exist


There. An easy guide to not making such social faux pas as I do at work every single day. :]
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Posted by kelfire at 4:23 PM

3 comments:

  1. UncleKrakkenSeptember 2, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    You forgot "Also, Solomon Grundy apparently wears a fly-ass custom tailored suit now, in which he cuts quite a dashing figure. Further proof of the Stinson influence on male clothing choices."

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  2. KikiEliseSeptember 2, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    I approve of this message.

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  3. BrentSeptember 5, 2010 at 9:56 PM

    All of this, from the the post to Grundy's suit to Biggr's comment, all are awesome.

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