If you have also had a terrible day, look no further.

I had a pretty awful day, so here are a bunch of awesome things.

First of all, Schnappi. You can probably find a translation of it floating around the internet if you really want to, but it's not necessary. All you need to know is that it is adorable. Not sure? Here's a teaser.

I love German children.

Secondly, angry otters, and squeaky otters. Not to mention this otter right here.

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And while you're sampling those lovely otter pictures, why not try our Bubbly Ham? But not this one, please.

(My thanks to Sara Faye for this piggy parade of near-paradoxical cuteness.)

And now, please pause for a small collection of silly pictures.

(She wants your hurrdurr, she wants your durrsign)

An actual Valentine's Day card from the 1950s. WHAT.

Even riding a ROBOT UNICORN through TIME AND SPACE can't make Sad Keanu happy.

Things that are facts: Simon Pegg is a badass, and looks better in a suit than you ever will.

And lastly, maybe Jack wouldn't be such a dull boy if his wife ever did anything halfway decent. Did anyone ever think about that?

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I hope, lovely readers, that in one dose of cute animals and slick pop culture references, I have cured your bad day blues. Much love.